July 10, 2009

What the hell is wrong with the world?

My friend and I were in a chat room, when the discussion somehow becomes about race and racism.

My friend remarked that her grandmother has a prejudice against black people, because she claims to have been raped by a black man. Someone, who we shall call Y, remarks about how that's "funny."

So the discussion goes on, I ask her why she thinks rape is funny, and she said that it's because her grandmother is old. Then, my friend says that her mother was raped, so she doesn't like people joking about it.

Then Y says something along the lines of "why should I care about your mom? I don't know her," although with much worse spelling and grammar.

We then talk about caring about people you don't know, and I brought up the incident where I saw someone get hit by a car and called 911 and flagged down a police car (Y would have just walked by like nothing happened), when Y told us this:

One time, she saw a woman falling down the stairs. She didn't want to help the woman (and she always gets what she wants), and even if she did, she was much too tired to even call for help. Also, if she helped her, she would have been late to see her movie.

I was in a state of disbelief. This bitch, this heartless piece of shit cared more about a fucking movie than helping someone? Oh, but she had another bullshit excuse! Apparently, the woman's son and husband were both mean, and nobody liked her.

I'm still fuming. And this twat claims to be a Christian!

I have lost all faith in humanity. Fucking all of it.

tl;dr: This cunt on a chat room I go to watched someone fall down the stairs and did jack-shit to help her, because she would have missed her movie.

June 17, 2009

Blegh!

Just got back from Gramma's house. It sucked.

My Internet is laggy as hell, I'm thirsty, my chest hurts, and I'm bored. To. Fucking. Tears.

At least the Twilightsucks.com forums are back...temporarily? I really don't know what the situation is.

Bye.

June 9, 2009

New post so soon?

Yeah.

I made a shitty comic using Stardoll. This is the result.

Starring Katy Perry, some chick named Mischa Barton (originally going to be Paris Hilton, but the bitch's picture didn't save), and a very fey! Billie Joe Armstrong. Not exactly funny, but it's one o' clock in the fucking morning and I'm not in SUPER HAPPY PEPPY FUN MODE right now.



ENJOY, YOU FUCKERS.

June 8, 2009

The Dazzlenator 3000

The Dazzlenator 3000 is a sex toy. It's shaped like Edward Cullen's manly bits and sparkles when it comes (LOL SECKZ PUNZ) in contact with sunlight. It has a 45 RPM motor and comes (LOL ANUTTER SECKZ PUNZ) with a shoddy (that's another word for "dazzling," right?) glittery carrying case, which you can get in the color of your choice:

Tempting Teal
Lusty Lavender
Raunchy Red
Orgasmic Orange
Flirty Fuchsia
Smitten Silver
Titillating Topaz
Ecstasy Emerald
Slutty Sapphire


The Dazzlenator 3000 only costs $89.99 + shipping and handling, and you can purchase it through the store at StephenieMeyer.com or at your local adult novelty shop.

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M BORED.

June 5, 2009

This=long overdue.

Jesus, how long has it been? Three months?

WOW. So much for regular updates. And speaking of updates...


  • I saw Live Freaky! Die Freaky! and loved it. So, y'know, I'll probably be quoting that all the time now.
  • I might be getting a tablet in the future, so once I acquire that and some drawing skillz, I might post some of my "art."
...yeah.

March 19, 2009

John Roecker confirmed it...

We will be seeing Mike Dirnt nekkid in Heart Like a Hand Grenade.

I repeat: MIKE DIRNT WILL BE NAKED IN HEART LIKE A HAND GRENADE.

That is all.

March 17, 2009

Icon Spam

Icons! Lots and lots of icons!

All are 100 x 100, and if you take one include a link back to this blog somewhere.

LINK: http://tonksy-wonksy.blogspot.com/


BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG




ADRIENNE ARMSTRONG (Billie Joe's Wife)


Only one. How sad. She's so pretty.

J.K. ROWLING


Same picture, slightly different positions.


MIKE DIRNT


It's the same thing as the icons of J.K. Rowling: same picture, just cropped differently.

And Mikey gets neglected, even though he's my favorite. Poor thing.


TRE COOL




Well, that's it. Remember my policy: if you snatch it, give credit. Link back to my blog.